It is often said that women are complicated (yet lovely) creatures and I won't argue that point. *shoulder shrug* But! A man that pays close attention and puts forth any kind of real consistent effort can give his lady friend exactly what she wants. Even still I understand some men folk need a little assistance in understanding the fairer sex and I am always down to help my fellow man. I had some ideas and wanted to add to my thinking a bit so I after
some web searching, I came across a list of what women want from men. It's been a minute band I can't remember who wrote said list or what website I borrowed said list from but kudos to that shero! If you know her, give her an, "Alright, girlfriend!" for me 'cuz she left very little to chance. With a few modifications to communicate my sentiments exactly, here goes (44 is the magical number this year):
some web searching, I came across a list of what women want from men. It's been a minute band I can't remember who wrote said list or what website I borrowed said list from but kudos to that shero! If you know her, give her an, "Alright, girlfriend!" for me 'cuz she left very little to chance. With a few modifications to communicate my sentiments exactly, here goes (44 is the magical number this year):
1. Call. Avoid only texting. Call.
2. Don't lie.
3. Have a good time with the fellas but don't let the sun beat yo ass home!
4. Always be a gentleman even if we don't know how to receive it. Some of us need to practice...
5. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes." or "Well…"
6. Ditto for "Is she sexier than me?"
7. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad. She wants a man. Not a daddy.
8. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
9. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Use your inside voice before you find yourself outside, buddy!
10. Slapping is a felony. Keep your hands to yourself or get ready to call someone to post your bail. Ain't nobody got time for that!
11. Victoria's Secret is good. Frederick's of Hollywood is tacky. For the most part.
Unless she likes that sort of thing. #judgefreezone
12. If you ARE going to get her lingerie, get her the kind of things SHE likes to wear - NOT what YOU'D like to see her in. No. Clear. Platform. Heels.
13. If you don't want another mother, don't act like a child.
14. None of your ex-girlfriends were ever sweeter, prettier, or better in the art of lovemaking.
15. Her cooking is DA BOMB! If Sugar Hill Gang can handle it, so can you.
16. Anticipating her needs before she asks is a MAJOR turn on. Try it and thank me later.
17. Dishwashing liquid is your friend. Bust those suds! And don't forget the pots!
18. Learn to clean in and around the toilet. Especially since YOU are the one who "misses" it.
19. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay. Or guarantee a little "nooky." Get yo' life!
20. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody." or "Huh?" is never going to end that conversation.
21. Two words: clean socks. More words...without holes.
22. Two MORE words: clean underwear & you should never have to wash clothes because you ran out of "draws." Grown men have more draws than a "strong 7."
23. Believe it or not, you're probably NOT more attractive when you've had a few.
24. Making excuses for being a jerk is bad. Learning how to admit you were wrong and apologize, is good.
25. Supportive is good. Patronizing is bad.
26. If you're a bit chunky and out of shape think about your situation before you get to clowning her for needing to get to the gym, patna!
27. No need in asking, "Whose is it?" It's. Hers. That is very, very played out. Like, circa 1990's...
28. And forget about asking if your "Johnson" is the biggest or the best she's ever had. That's very 20-something and would you really want to know?
29. If you can't bring her to climax don't respond with, "I've never had this problem with anyone else." Sorry...you likely have. Plus that's just mean.
30. Women do fake orgasms for various reasons in their lifetime. You likely have been a part of one of those reasons. It happens. *shoulder shrug*
31. She might show more interest in the stuff you want to do if you genuinely show some interest in stuff she wants to do. That's what Groupon & Living Social is for!
32. Don't accuse her of being sensitive. That's just…insensitive.
33. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
34. Feminism is not a bad thing.
35. Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it! Who cares how many times you had to circle around the airport. Have some flowers in your hand when you see her and kiss her like it's the last time you will see her.
36. "I'm sorry, baby!" or "I was wrong, baby..." can end many arguments.
37. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't show out until she does it for you. And don't try to fade her out. Put your big boy draws on and just tell her it's not a good match. She might not like it but she will respect you for being honest. Seriously.
38. Don't tell her you love her if you don't. Especially if it is to have your way with her. Tighten up your game, playa.
39. Tell her you love her if you do. Often. We l o v e that!
40. Remember Valentine's Day. And her birthday. And the day you met. And the day you decided to commit. And…well, you get the point.
42. Don't ask her to fix your friends up with her friends if you KNOW those cats ain't right. That will just cause problems for you and her in the long run.
43. Call. Avoid only texting. Call.
43. Don't lie.
44. If you like a certain thing *wink wink* so does she. Don't be stingy. Your Mama taught you better than that.
2. Don't lie.
3. Have a good time with the fellas but don't let the sun beat yo ass home!
4. Always be a gentleman even if we don't know how to receive it. Some of us need to practice...
5. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes." or "Well…"
6. Ditto for "Is she sexier than me?"
7. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad. She wants a man. Not a daddy.
8. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
9. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Use your inside voice before you find yourself outside, buddy!
10. Slapping is a felony. Keep your hands to yourself or get ready to call someone to post your bail. Ain't nobody got time for that!
11. Victoria's Secret is good. Frederick's of Hollywood is tacky. For the most part.
Unless she likes that sort of thing. #judgefreezone
12. If you ARE going to get her lingerie, get her the kind of things SHE likes to wear - NOT what YOU'D like to see her in. No. Clear. Platform. Heels.
13. If you don't want another mother, don't act like a child.
14. None of your ex-girlfriends were ever sweeter, prettier, or better in the art of lovemaking.
15. Her cooking is DA BOMB! If Sugar Hill Gang can handle it, so can you.
16. Anticipating her needs before she asks is a MAJOR turn on. Try it and thank me later.
17. Dishwashing liquid is your friend. Bust those suds! And don't forget the pots!
18. Learn to clean in and around the toilet. Especially since YOU are the one who "misses" it.
19. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay. Or guarantee a little "nooky." Get yo' life!
20. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody." or "Huh?" is never going to end that conversation.
21. Two words: clean socks. More words...without holes.
22. Two MORE words: clean underwear & you should never have to wash clothes because you ran out of "draws." Grown men have more draws than a "strong 7."
23. Believe it or not, you're probably NOT more attractive when you've had a few.
24. Making excuses for being a jerk is bad. Learning how to admit you were wrong and apologize, is good.
26. If you're a bit chunky and out of shape think about your situation before you get to clowning her for needing to get to the gym, patna!
27. No need in asking, "Whose is it?" It's. Hers. That is very, very played out. Like, circa 1990's...
28. And forget about asking if your "Johnson" is the biggest or the best she's ever had. That's very 20-something and would you really want to know?
29. If you can't bring her to climax don't respond with, "I've never had this problem with anyone else." Sorry...you likely have. Plus that's just mean.
30. Women do fake orgasms for various reasons in their lifetime. You likely have been a part of one of those reasons. It happens. *shoulder shrug*
31. She might show more interest in the stuff you want to do if you genuinely show some interest in stuff she wants to do. That's what Groupon & Living Social is for!
32. Don't accuse her of being sensitive. That's just…insensitive.
33. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
34. Feminism is not a bad thing.
35. Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it! Who cares how many times you had to circle around the airport. Have some flowers in your hand when you see her and kiss her like it's the last time you will see her.
36. "I'm sorry, baby!" or "I was wrong, baby..." can end many arguments.
37. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't show out until she does it for you. And don't try to fade her out. Put your big boy draws on and just tell her it's not a good match. She might not like it but she will respect you for being honest. Seriously.
38. Don't tell her you love her if you don't. Especially if it is to have your way with her. Tighten up your game, playa.
39. Tell her you love her if you do. Often. We l o v e that!
40. Remember Valentine's Day. And her birthday. And the day you met. And the day you decided to commit. And…well, you get the point.
42. Don't ask her to fix your friends up with her friends if you KNOW those cats ain't right. That will just cause problems for you and her in the long run.
43. Call. Avoid only texting. Call.
43. Don't lie.
44. If you like a certain thing *wink wink* so does she. Don't be stingy. Your Mama taught you better than that.
See?!? That's not complicated at all! A man's list would have what…5 items…and 2 would be repetitive? And women have them memorized with several more added to clarify items 1 to 5! Sharing is caring so tell one of your boys. Mmmmmwah!
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